When Steve got home, he said “Oh how I missed this place. Nice floors. Comfy beds.”
Noor then went to the backyard and started to play in the treehouse.
Steve came out and said “A few of my friends are coming over tonight. You’ll be in your bedroom the entire time.”
Then Efe came out and mocked “Hey Noor, if you jump from the treehouse and hit the pool, there’s 50 diamonds for you!”
Noot stepped to the part that was closest to the pool.
Steve yelled “Noor! Do not do it!”
But Noor had jumped before Steve had finished yelling at him. Steve ran over to Noor who had hit the concrete surrounding the pool.
Steve ran inside and got Alex.
Alex said “Steve! How could you let this happen?!”
Steve said “I tried to stop him but he just ignored my warning!”
Alex said “I guess the party Steve was going to have tonight will not happen.”
Steve said “Time to take Noor to the hospital. You need to take him. I watch the kids.”
Alex said “No! You were the one that was supposed to be watching him. You have to go!”
All the kids came out and said “Where are we going?”
Steve said “You’re not going anywhere! Kathy will watch you guys while we’re out”
Alex sighed and brought Steve to the couch and sat him down and sighed again.
She then said “She’s now gone. I thought I should tell you at home so you could be as emotional as you want.”
Steve yelled “Alex! You’re lying! She would never die without me there holding her hand!” and began to weep.
Alex held Steve’s hand and put her hand overtop of it and said “I’m not lying. I just tried to save her with a healing potion but it just instantly killed her.”
Steve cried even harder.
Alex said “Well… we haven’t seen her in ages.”
Kathy then knocked on the door and Steve answered it while crying.
When he saw Kathy, he stopped crying and said “Will you watch my kids?”
Kathy said “Yeah”
Steve and Alex left with Noor.
When they arrived the doctor saw them immediately and the doctor saw Noor had a broken leg.
Steve said “Noor! How could you do something like what you did?!”
The doctor then put a cast on Noor and Alex said “Oh since Steve always refused to attend his appointments to help his bad back, just help him with it!”
Steve said “No!”
Alex said “You’ve been complaining about it for four years now!”
Steve said “Yeah.”
The doctor then said “Steve, we’ll need to do a few expensive tests to see what is wrong with you.”
Steve then got inspected and got told to do a bunch of stretches. They figured it was because Steve never stretched before a game.
Noor then said “Yeah like he’ll be doing those back stretches! He doesn't even stand up that much anymore”
Steve said “Don’t you dare discuss that in front of strangers!”
“Sorry”
Steve got handed the stretches and Noor got handed sticks to walk around.
The doctor said “Would you like to use your legend’s discount?”
Steve opened his mouth to say “yes' ' but the doctor said “I wasn’t talking to you. You aren’t a legend anymore. You have broken too many of their rules1 Also, they found out about all those lies you’ve told to get you out of trouble!”
Steve got all defensive and yelled “You’re not a council member!”
“You haven’t seen the news recently have you” said Alex” Everyone is up in arms about it. There have been so many people breaking into the council building and trying to re-add him!”
Steve started to cry and said “How long ago was I umm taken down to the wood sword.”
“Oh. About a week. By the way I’m actually quite happy that you aren’t a legend anymore.”
Steve turned on the news and saw the newsperson at his house. The reporter said “This is the last interview we’ll ever have with him. If he isn’t there, we’re leaving his house forever and Zuri gets to live with the council!”
Steve yelled “Alex! We’ve got to go now!”
Alex said “There’s no way we’ll make it.”
“Yes there is if we use the command block.”
“The command block?! Okay, if you’re sure.”
Steve got handed the command block and he entered the coordinates of his house.”
He teleported right on top of Kathy.
Steve said “Kathy, I’m so sorry.”
No response.
Then he felt her stop breathing and Steve cried and said "It's all my fault.”
Then the news team came in and Steve said “What’s up? Didn’t expect to see you here! Hope you aren’t interviewing me for the last time. Hope I’m still a legend.” and laughed nervously.
The news team said “We know you got handed an iron plate that said Steven Sronecutter. 50 years.”
Steve said “Oh I thought I was getting a reward for being a legend for 50 years.”
The news team said “The only one they give is diamond! At 100. Also, you’ve been a legend for 60 years”
Steve sighed and said “I know you’re here to end my period of being a legend. Wait no, the council will come back here in about two days to do that. You’re here for my interview. So, my most prized award is the golden studded diamond sword. My favorite sword is the sword of swords Zuri somehow got for me.”
The news team said “We’re certified to take that”
“Well… at least hand it down to Zuri”
“We’ll do that”
The news team said “You will get the Sword of swords Zuri.” When Zuri walked by
Steve sighed and said “Ready for your questions”
Thenews team said “We only have one last question for you.”
“Well…”
“What’s your favorite color?”
Steve sighed and said “Diamond blue”
“Favorite food?”
“Anything with bacon”
“Flower?
“Blue orchid”
“Lastly, favorite song”
“Oh, anything by Magatorch”
“Bye now” and the news team left.
Just before they pulled out, Alex pulled in and caught them just before they left.
Alex said “Guys! Is it really okay to ruin a man’s life just so you will get paid decently?”
The news team and said “Clearly you’ve never done anything major in PvP”
“True. But, can you please at least come to his final game?”
“Fine. But if he dies, that will kill ratings!”
Steve said “Alex! Are you nuts?! They’re way better than me. I can just lift a sword, not to mention swing one!”
Alex then yelled “Guys, Steve wants to cancel. Can you get a picture with him before it’s over?”
Steve smiled slightly and said “I wish I had your kindness Alex.”
Then the news team came back in and said “Final question, “Favorite gem block”
“Diamond”
“Got it, in a week, you’ll be officially stripped of your rank. Bring your certificate of being a legend!”
Steve nodded and said “Okay. What time?”
“PvP capital’s capital is Diamondville.”
Steve yelled, “That’s over a week away.”
“Perhaps Alex should have thought of that before she ratted you out.”
Steve glared at Alex and said “I will never forgive you for telling them!”
The news team said “The PvP council building at the capital. Goodbye!” and handed over a paper and then left.
Steve looked at Alex angrily and saw her using her pleading face.
Steve said “Nice try Alex. I don’t bend that easily!”
Alex then said “I can fill in for you at any battle.”
“No! I will even be hating you after you die! I’ll hate you until I die”
Alex started to cry and said “Please, I’ll do anything.“
Steve glanced at her and said “Nope!”
“Please?”
Zuri came in and said “Alex why are you sobbing while looking at Steve?”
Alex glanced down at Zuri and said “Can’t you see it? He’s furious with me!”
Zuri said “Let me try talking to him.”
Steve then said “Zuri, if you’re working through Alex. I won’t look at you lovingly either. I won’t look at anyone lovingly if they're working for Alex!”
Alex said “I’ll help you to your room Steve, I’ll sleep away from you as long as you need.”
Steve said “Yeah. Most likely at least a week”
Alex helps Steve to his room. When Alex shut the door, Steve smiled slightly.”
Alex said “Yes! A slight smile! A quarter way there”
Steve then collapsed on the bed and said “Uurg. What if I cancel her subscription to her favorite magazine?”
Steve yelled “Alex, I’m canceling your subscription to Calming Things!”
Alex ran upstairs and into the room Steve was in and said “No canceling”
Steve then clicked the confirm button and it was canceled.”
Alex wailed “Now I’ll miss this month’s! This month you were supposed to be in it.”
Steve said “Geez Alex, I just canceled the PvP magazine subscription I have. It will cost extra for me being a former legend!”
Alex said “I could sign you up for one”
“Aww thanks” and softened up by about halfway.
Steve said “Alex, I’ll tell you what will make me happy again. A nice relaxing romantic cruise that leads us to a sea airport and then a relaxing romantic vacation.”
Alex said “Tsk tsk tsk Steve, that will cost most of our savings. I think you may have to sell some of your swords so we can live after this instance.”
Steve said “Doesn’t Zuri get paid to be a legend?”
“Nah”
Steve sighed and said “I meant without the kids! They’ve ruined enough of our vacations. Seeing my friends getting me banned from the PvP museum, the one second most recent one to the PvP capital? Got me banned from the PvP hall of fame. The previous trip there, the Pvp Hall of legends. The one after getting banned from legends; the hall of failures. Nowthe only special PvP hall I’m allowed in is of frauds!”
Alex said “Yeah. I got a call from the council while you were out. They said you are unbanned from all those places.”
Steve said “Aww.”
