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Question

Hello everyone :)

Life update I suppose. My birthday is in 4 days, so I forced my dad to get me some Monster Energy at the store. Its literally all I drink to keep me awake when I have essays and homework to do. 

So I chugged three of them and was up until 1:00 in the morning when I remembered I have an English essay due in 46 hours that I haven't even started.

So then I have to transfer this 6 page handwritten essay DRAFT onto my laptop, then edit it for another two hours. I was not focused in the slightlest, so there I was at 1:30 in the morning, typing away on my computer like some sort of psychopath and spilling Monster all over my room while watching technoblade. 

Moral of the story? Im a great role model. /sarc

Do your essays, kids 

- Dino/Wilbur/Toby (he/they/xe)

Answer 1

Heyyyy again:3

Have ur pronouns been updated?

Answer 2

Wheeze-

Answer 3

:]

Answer 4

Wait, your birthday is March 5, right? Because that’s my mom’s birthday.

Answer 5

Thats funny!

Answer 6

Idk why 

"do your essays kids"

Made me fall off bed laughing.

Good tip Dino.

Even if u don't know me :D

Answer 7

same 

i have to stay up all night to do homework lol

i dont like energy drinks all that much, BUT sometimes i need them-

i have a 7-paragraph essay due on Monday, and i've been spending all my time with my bf, so i havent even started it 

also, i'm glad you check in every once in a while!! :3

Comments

I have an entire science rap due on Monday (all the ending words have to rhyme ) and I’m less than half way done.

Even though I have way more couplets than the required number.

Answer 8

Ewww not an essay

I had to do this essay the other day on how the silk road impacted the modern world and lets just say that didn’t go well

At least you got it done though lol