Once Steve was over at Hex, Hex said “Steve. Let me see how bad this battle impacted you. Lay down”
Steve laid down. Hex looked all over Steve. When Hex was done, Hex said “Steve get up now!”
He didn’t get up.
Hex repeated “Steve get up now!”
Nothing.
Hex then yelled “Steven! Get up now!”
Still nothing.
Hex felt Steve’s wrist and there was no pulse.
Alex came over to Hex and asked “What’s wrong Hex?”
“Steve, he’s gone forever.”
Steve then vanished in a cloud of dust.
Alex rushed to the respawn room only to find beds. Steve then appeared in the light blue bed.
Alex sprinted up to
Steve and hugged him. Steve said “Who are you? Who am I? Where am I?”
Alex said “I’m Alex, your girlfriend! You are Steven Stonecutter the PvP legend. And you are in your PvP arena.”
“I HATE PvP!” Steve snapped
Alex backed away and said “Steve, I don’t like this twisted version of you from the depths of the Nether! Are you seriously saying you hate Pvp!?”
“No. I know I love PvP. I know who I am. I know where I am. I know who you are.”
Alex nodded and said “Okay. You really scared me there!”
Steve said “Let me get all the tapes before I leave this place forever.”
Steve then asked Oliver “Did you set up the recording before you startec the battle?”
“You know I did!”
“Okay can you please grab all the tapes of my battles here?”
Oliver ran off to get the tapes.
Steve just stood there while waiting for Oliver to get the tapes. About ten minutes later, Oliver came back holding a giant bag full of the tapes.
Oliver said “Here you go. Would you like to do one battle just with me?”
Steve looked at Hex who shrugged.
Steve said “Yes!”
Steve grabbed the bag and handed it over to Alex who took it.
Alex said “Steve? Are you sure you want this? I mean there is no audience. I know you only do battles if there is an audience..”
“It’s okay honey. If I win, it’ll just be you and me forever.”
“You do love me!”
“I never said I didn’t when I wasn;t under the orb’s control”
“The battle is tomorrow! I need at least 50 people in the audience for it to work.”
“But you announced your retirement!”
“I know … But there has to be … you know what? Cancel the battle!”
Oliver said “Wait?! WHAT?!”
“I need an audience and I said the tournament would be the last game ever!”
Oliver said “Steve, please sign my poster!”
Steve pulled out his pen and signed the poster.
Oliver said “So, where will this retirement party be?”
“Well … Probably in my second village.”
Alex and all the villager’s jaws dropped and said “Wait you have ANOTHER VILLAGE?!”
“Yeah. You know when I am out on those month long expeditions when I say things like ‘mining expedition’ or ‘warden fighting expedition’ … That’s where I go.”
Alex ran up to Steve and whispered “Do you have a girlfriend in that village?”
“Yes actually. Her name is Carol and we are MADLY in love.”
Alex started to cry and blubbered “So all this time you have been using me to cheat on your
Girlfriend?! And am I even your girlfriend?”
Steve knew Carol was in the audience so he said “Wellllll … you are but Carol is too.”
Carol ran up to Steve prepared to slap him . Alex got prepared to slap him too.
They both said”Which one do you love more?!”
