Ten hours later, it was 5:00 AM Steve asked “Alex, Why am I chasing people with a sword in these videos?”
“Well Steve, you used to love PvP.The videos you were watching are of you doing PvP”
“What’s PvP?”
Everyone looked at Steve worried and asked “Steve, what’s your full name?”
“I am Steven Swapnil Oliver Stevenson Sylvester Stonecutter.”
“Steve, do you actually not know what PvP is?”
“I know what PvP is but I don’t know my full name!”
Carol said “Stevie my sweet little nugget are you okay? Hex! Check on him please!”
Hex ran over to Steve and inspected him.
Hex said “Steve! You have to go to the Nether now! You have a very rare disease where the only cure is going to the nether.”
Steve said “No! I refuse to go to the nether! Last time I went there I was terrified as soon as I stepped inside”
Alex said “Steve please? This time you’ll be with us!”
Steve yelled “No!”
Carol said “Please Stevie sweet? I’ll come with you. Alex will stay behind.”
Alex yelled “What!?! No!! I'll come with you guys!”
Hex asked “Steve, which one do you want to come with us?”
“Well … Can’t BOTH come?”
Alex, Hex and Carol all looked at Steve.
Alex said “I do NOT want Carol to come with us!”
Carol said “I don't want Alex to come with us!”
Hex said “Steve, I am okay if both come. But this is really only an expedition for three.”
Steve said “Okay then I want ……………….. Carol to come with us. BUT, Alex can stay here and plan my retirement party.”
Alex glared at Steve and said “Why did you pick her?! Is it only because she’s more experienced?”
Steve looked at Alex kindly and said “Yes. But, I know you can plan EPIC parties.”
“How do you know? I never invited you!”
“Yeah but, you’ve invited Carly who has told me.”
Alex looked over at Carly and Carly nodded.
Alex said “Okay Steve. I’ll stay back and plan the party.” and started to cry.
Hex said “Steve, do you want both to come?”
Steve nodded and said “Yes!”
Alex stopped crying and hugged Steve.
Then Alex came up with an idea.
Alex exclaimed “Steve! We all know you LOVE PvP so, how about me and Carol have a PvP battle whoever wins is your true love!”
Steve yelled “Alex! Just live with it. I love Carol more than you! Okay?!”
Alex ran over to the bed in tears. Steve wene over to the bed and sat near Alex
He said “Now Alex, I love you and all but, I love Carol slightly more. I’m sorry, but she and I have been in love since 3rd grade!”
Alex cried even harder.
Adriene said “Steve, you’re just making things worse! Let me talk to her.”
Steve nodded and got off the bed and then Adriene sat down where Steve had been sitting.
He said “Alex, why do you love him? He loves everything you hate.”
Alex glared at him through her tears and blubbered “He’s cute. I always get lost in the amethyst-lapis color of his eyes and he has an inner goodness only I can see!”
Carol said “Actually I can see his inner goodness too.”
“ No you can’t!” screamed Alex
“Yes I can!” screamed Carol
“NO You can’t!!!!!” hollered Alex nearly shattering everyone’s eardrums
Carol hollered “YES I CAN!”
Steve said “Ladies, ladies. I am honored to be what you are fighting about. But, this is crazy! You will compete in a PvP battle tomorrow in my arena. The Diamond doorway is still off limits though!”
Hex asked “Why? You won’t be using it!”
Steve said “Actually I have to participate. My arena is set to only work if I am in the diamond doorway. I’ll call all my friends to tell them.”
Hex nodded and asked “Steve, are you sure that is wise?”
Steve said “Well … I guess this group could be the audience! I just have to tell Oliver. I mean he has been my announcer since I opened the arena.”
“NO! If you die you’ll respawn. But, you will never remember anything again … not even for five minutes.”
Steve said “I have to.”
Carol said “No you don’t”
Steve said “Okay fine there will be no prep rooms.”
Oliver said “What?! Steve! This is absurd! You and I both know you have to participate.”
Hex said “Steve, if your arena only works if you are in it, then go ahead”
Steve nodded and said “Thanks.”
Carol said “Excuse me Steve, can you please start dinner?”
Steve tugged his collar nervously and said “I can’t make anything. I don’t have the ingredients for anything!”
Alex ran up to Steve and slapped him.
Carol said “Steve, are you totally out of food?”
“No. But what I have left is very random.”
Carol asked, “What do you have left?”
“Well, I have cheddar cheese, bread, noodles, milk, beef, eggs, bacon and chocolate.”.
“Okay. Can I please help make dinner?”
“Well… Sure!”
