The person on the other end said “Okay. Mr. Stonecutter, we’ll be right there to see if the sword has been used at least 50 times.”
“Wait… what?!”
“We were joking. We pull that with everyone and it always gets them.”
“I knew you were joking”
“Good because if you didnt… We could never give you back your ability to do PvP entirely. We’ll be there in an hour or two.” and hung up
Then Eddy came out of the bathroom covered in blood. Steve ran over to Eddy and said “Let’s get you a medic.”
“Can I sit down?”
“No way!”
Steve then grabbed the village medic who cured Eddy.
The medic said “Steve, I know Eddy hates you and why. I know why he’s here. The problem is he will only be able to lay down for the next week.”
Steve yelled “No! I’ll make him do work!”
“If you don’t want him to die you won’t!”
“Just potion of healing him and he’ll be all better!”
“Steve , Steve, Steve, potion of healing may be able to solve everything for humans but for villagers it doesn’t. I’m sorry. I’ll take him back to his parents for a week.”
“But…. PvP council…. One week…. Visiting……. House perfect …. clean”
“Hmm… Steve, we need to investigate this.”
“Oh NO! Steven Stonecutter doesn’t do things like this without a major incentive!”
The medic said “My kid will work for you this week, And you can be as mean as you want to her.”
Steve said “I don’t want to be as bad as Archie!”
Archie then teleported to Steve and said “Finally joining my side? Hmm?”
“No! I would never!”
“But, you already injured a villager, didn’t let them sit down and weren’t going to give them any time to heal! You’re joining me!”
Steve said “No I’m not! I have a will of bedrock!”
Archie then snapped and Alex showed up in a cage along with Carol.
Steve said “One week. Deal?”
Kathy then came in and said “Don’t do it Steve! He will make you work for him forever!”
Archie said “Any other requests before you become my slave forever?”
“Yes just one but I don’t know if I can do it”
“Got it. I’ll wait five hours.” and teleported away.
