Bob said “Who are you young one?”
“Tristan” Tristan said
Steve said “Bob, I will never send you away from the village again.”
Bob said “Steve, can I please move? You’re the only one I know here”
“No! And you know everyone here”
“Okay. And I trust you”
“Please explain to me why you didn’t run away when you saw those hostile mobs.”
“What are you talking about?”
Steve said “Guys. I need to spend five hours a day with him.”
Bob says “Geez Steve, I was just kidding. I know everything I said I forgot.”
Kathy says “Steve, I have a way you can get Alex to respawn without losing anyone.”
“What is it?” asks Steve.
Tristan says “Another battle!”
Steve said “You’re kidding. You know he always needs a deal for a battle like this.”
Kathy says “Sadly Steve, Tristan is right”
Tristan said “Maybe you could be transformed back into Tristan forever”
“I-I-I just can’t do that. I will lose everyone!”
Tristan said “I guess you will never get her back”
“But if I turn into Tristan again … she will hate me! ”
“Yeah and?”
“I just want her back! I’ll do pretty much anything to get her back!””
Then Herobrine teleported in front of Steve and said “Deal! If you do one small favor for me, I’ll give you Alex back.”
Steve rolled his eyes and said “Fine. What is it?”
“I need a new villager for my collection. Give one of your villagers up and maybe I’ll give you Alex back.”
“Anything else I can do?”
“Yes! You can give up all your PvP skills.”
“Can I get them back?”
“Yup. But it will take double the amount of time it took to get to your current level.”
“Deal!”
Herobrine snapped and suddenly Alex appeared.
Alex said “Steve, what do you say to a PvP game?”
Steve said “Here’s the thing, I had to give up all my skill to respawn you and it will take me ages to get how good I was before the incident again.”
“Oh makes sense”
All the villagers then surrounded Steve and said “We’ll miss PvP obsessed you.”
Steve said “So will I” and Started to sob.
Alex said “Steve, you gave up your passion to help me respawn. To me that’s truly noble”
Steve started to cry slightly harder and said “Yeah. You’re right! And thanks. What you said made me feel a bit better.”
All the villagers said “Steve, maybe you could start a new life as a redstone engineer.”
Steve says “What?! Just because I’m not good at PvP doesn’t mean I don’t like it! All I have left of my PvP days are my various awards and the videos of my games.”
Carol said “ Steve, if you want I can convert the tapes into discs”
“Nah. I think I’m sticking with tapes”
“Okay”
Steve then went back into his house and watched his battle with Alex.
He sighed heavily and said “Why did I agree to do that? I might as well get destroyed by a creeper in hardcore!” 2
Alex then rushed in and hugged Steve and said “Steve, now you’ll have more time with your villagers.”
“Yeah. But here’s the thing, I want my skill back! I’ll do anything except lose someone or give up something of mine!”
Alex said “Okay Steve. You know what? I’ll challenge Herobrine to a battle and if I win he has to give you your skill back plus a little of his skill.”
Steve says “Okay, do it. But what if you lose?”
“I can sacrifice your entire village.’
“What?! No! Sacrifice me! Make me Tristan forever!”
Herobrine teleported in front of Steve and said “Are you sure you want to be Tristan again? Everyone will hate you!”
“No!”
“Well then what?”
“You could have Kathy.”
Kathy says “Woah there Steve! I’ve been your biggest supporter since you moved here! Don’t you want to sacrifice Bob? I Can’t live without him, Tristan or you!”
Steve says “Sorry Kath.”
Kathy nodded and said “If you think it’s necessary”
Steve nods and says “Sadly, I do.”
Kathy hugs Steve and says “Goodbye”
Steve hugs Kathy and says “Goodbye. I’ll miss you.”
Kathy says “Steve, couldn’t you just work to regain all your skill?”
“I guess I could”
Tristan said “Steve, I could sacrifice myself in order for you to regain your PvP skill”
Kathy said “He’s just kidding Herobrine!” and pushed Tristan away.
Kathy said “Do you have any idea what he does to villagers?! You wouldn’t be able to handle it!”
“Mom! I’m old enough to choose this kind of thing!”
“He performs experiments on his villagers!”
“So?!”
Kathy said “I can see I won’t win this. Go ahead Steve will hopefully try and save you in a month or less.”
Tristan said “Thanks mom for letting me!”
“Just be safe and follow his instructions exactly and when Steve comes to save you don’t activate the traps he has and don’t make a big deal of it. There is a guard so, just come up with a lie for you being out. Got it?”
Tristan nodded and said “I understand”
Steve came over and said “I heard you say I would save Tristan within a month.”
“Yeah sorry about that. Are you able to save him within a month?”
“Yeah probably give or take”
“Okay Tristan, you may sacrifice yourself. Just let me keep your favorite stuffed animal if you have to.”
“Okay,” Tristan said.
Steve said “Umm Tristan, I have a bad feeling about this! He may get sacrificed for real!”
Tristan said “Steve, you have a bad feeling about everything!”
He then walked up to Herobrine and said “I’m sacrificing myself to you if you give Steve all his ability plus a little of your ability to him.”
Herobrine nodded and said “Attention villagers! This is Steve! I’m going to get rid of Tristan permanently!”
Steve runs up to Herobrine and yells “That isn’t really me! That’s Herobrine!”
All the villagers ran out of their houses and yelled “Get him out!”
Steve says “Who?”
All the villagers yell “You!”
Steve hangs his head shamefully and says “I understand. I’ll be out in under a month”
All the villagers say “That’s all we need to hear.”
Kathy then comes up to Steve and says “I’ll come with you”
Steve says “No. I think I got it myself”
Kathy says “Okay. I promise to come visit you every year with everyone in the village that wants to see you.”
Everyone else in the village looked at Steve and said “Out! NOW!”
Steve said “I can tell when I’m not wanted. Just one last full village dinner before I go.”
Everyone said “When we say now we mean it!”
Steve nodded and said “Goodbye everyone! I’m leaving now.”
Then five kids came up to Steve and said “Don’t go! You’ve been here as long as we’ve lived!”
Steve said “I’m sorry kids, I have to. Do you think I want to?”
All the kids said “No?”
“Good”
Then all their parents came up to the kids and grabbed their kid or kids and said “We’re sorry Steve, you have to make a very big decision. Do you stay here and make all the kids happy and all the adults angry or go and make the adults happy and the kids sad”
Steve said “I guess it’s stay. I know this will eventually blow over”
All the adults looked at each other and then back at Steve and said “Yeah but that won’t be for at least ten years most likely”
“Good!”
