Alex said “Steve, don’t worry, I’ll survive. If it’s more than a month he need to give me some type of food”
Oliver says “Nah, I can’t put my lover in the starvation pit.”
Steve’s eyes began to bulge and he yelled “Are you sleeping with Alex?!”
Alex said “Steve! What kind of question is that? I have never loved Oliver!”
Oliver said “When he was trapped in hardore you did!”
“Well have you slept with Oliver?” Said Steve.
Alex burrowed her face in her hands and said “Yes okay?! I only did it because you didn’t call me whatsoever. So, I thought you were dead.”
Steve said “I called you around 7:30 every night!”
Oliver said “Steve! Get out of my sight! Remember what I said”
“Yeah, yeah. I’ll go.”
“Good! I’ll come back every month until you move!”
Kathy then came over to Steve and said “Steve, you could always make a trap all around the village”
“You think I still have the mental capabilities?! I’m literally 68! I don’t think I’ll be able to do it!”
Oliver said “Steve!? You’re really 68?!”
Steve nodded.
Oliver said “Maybe I reacted a little too harshly when I said I didn’t want to be your friend anymore.”
Steve said “So… You’re considering moving back to this village?”
“Yeah. And I’l okay with hearing your voice and seeing you again. Also, I’ll do EVERYTHING IN MY POWER to try and get you your arena back.”
Steve carefully thought about it and said “Nah. But, if possible, can you try and have me reinstated as a legend?”
“I’ll see what I can do.”
“Thanks.”
Oliver said “But, doesn’t every legend need their own arena?”
Steve thought very hard about it and said “Yeah. You’re right.”
Oliver sighed heavily and said “I can build you a new one.”
Steve said “There is no way they’ll let me keep it!”
Then the news team teleported into sight and said “Stven Stonecutter. The PvP council has changed the rules. Now, anyone can have an arena and you’re back on the legends list. The council decided it would be unfair to not have your name on the legends list any longer. You are spending most of your life on that list. We’re sorry Oliver, Steve gets his arena back and you are no longer a legend.”
Oliver said “Understood. I didn’t like being a legend anyways. Too many people watching me.”
Steve said “Yeaah! Back on the legends list!”
The news team said “We're afraid it’s not that simple. You will have to fight the PvP bot 3.0.”
Steve said “Okay. I’m up for the challenge!”
Oliver said “Steve! No! I had difficulty doing it and I’m younger and more agile than you!”
Steve said “Still!”
The news team said “this village will be the arena! You have three minutes to prepare. Now… go!”
Steve quickly grabbed all his supplies for the battle and began the battle.
The battle began when the PvP bot was released.
When Steve saw it he screamed and fell to the ground and curled up and started rocking back and forth and said “I can’t do this! There is no way I can do this!”
The robot then shot out a guardian laser beam.
Steve got damaged a little.
When it shot out a zombie at Kathy, Steve got up and ran to the zombie and destroyed it. He then charged into battle yelling “This is what you get for hurting my villagers!” and started to attack.
About three hours later, Steve had defeated the PvP bot and he looked around at his village and saw it was almost destroyed.
Steve sank to his knees and wailed “My village! My precious village!”
The news team said “Steve, you’re now a legend again.”
Steve said “Thanks. You think you can help me repair this village?”
“No. BUT, the building council or news team may be able to help.”
Steve said “Call them please.”
“Fine!”
The news team called the building team and instantly they appeared.
The building team said “Tsk Tsk Tsk. This is bad. This village will take at least three days to rebuild. It’ll be expensive too. 1,000,000 diamonds and 500,000 emeralds expensive!”
Steve gave them the paymet and said “Here you go. Where can my villagers stay while yu repair?”
“Your villagers?! I’m sorry Steve, we CAN NOT repair a village for a man who thinks that way. Goodbye!”
Steve said “I was just kidding about the whole my villagers thing! I know they aren’t”
All the villagers said “He’s alway called us that and he’s the protector so, yeah we kinda are his!”
The building team said “Fine! We’ll repair your village!”
Steve said “Thank you so much”
The news team then left.
Kathy said “Steve! I feel and all the other villagers agree, you should repair the village.”
Steve said “Come on Kathy. I can barely remember the rules of PvP. You really think I can remember how to rebuild a village?!”
“No. But, could you please at least… You know what?1 This is your village you can have whoever you want repair it.”
