ThenChip said “Steve, none of us remembered sunscreen. But, this pool has a sunscreen dispenser there!”
“Mmm hmm. How do you know this?”
“As soon as you left to go to hardcore, we went to the pool.”
“Ohh okay. Get back in all of you!”
And everyone got back in the car. About five minutes later, they arrived at the pool.
Steve was blown away at how big it was.
On the entrance there was a sign that said “Party in progress come back at three.
Steve said “Don’t worry guys! I can get us in within five minutes.”
“You won’t get banned will you?”
“Wait what?! Can we get banned?!”
“Yes! Most of our parents did”
“Wait what?!”
“We’re so sorry we didn’t tell you.”
Steve then got a reminder on his phone.
The reminder was to go to the pool he was at.
Steve said “Oh yeah, I forgot! I am the entertainment at this thing, so we can get in!”
Steve entered and the party planner said “Oh! Steve Stonecutter?! Why did you bring villagers with you? We only got enough cake and pizza for you and the rest of the guests that said they would be here.”
All the villagers started to say “Steve can buy the pizzas for us!”
Steve said “Umm no I can’t! I don’t have enough with me today.”
The party planner said “I can get the pizzas IF you promise to attend the play I’m in next Tuesday and you bring these adorable little villagers.”
Steve said “Deal! Now please give me the details”
The planner gave Steve a small slip of paper with all the info.
Steve said “Does this place have Wifi? I’m missing a very important PvP meeting!”
“Yes it does actually! I’ll connect you to it.”
Steve handed over his computer and said “Sign on to the wifi!”
The planner signed onto the wifi and then gave back the computer to Steve
When Steve got back onto the meeting, the meeting had ended.
Steve made a sound that was between a moan and a whine.
Steve complained “I’ll never make it to The PvP hall of fame now. All because of these villagers! Sometimes I wish they would all die so I would be happy again!”
All the villagers said “Steve?! Can you please play in the pool with us?”
“No! I just got FIRED from being a PvP legend! My life is falling apart!”
Chip said “Come on! You’ll forget your problems!”
“No, I really won’t! I’ve fallen for that too many times”
THe planner then came in and said “Steve Stonecutter is here! To show off his PvP skill, he will attack me at my signal. Steve, pull out your sword”
Steve then remembered he had forgotten his sword at home. He gulped nervously and said “I forgot it at home”
All the kids yelled “Not a true legend!”
Steve yelled “Words hurt you know!”
Steve then went back to the car and started to cry.
Chip followed him and once at Steve’s car, said “Steve! Why don’t you just play with us?”
Steve said “I can’t believe I forgot! I hate myself.”
Chip said “Steve, I’m sorry you forgot. You can just craft a new one right?”
Steve said “No! I don’t have the supplies!”The planner said “Everyone out and to the stage! Bring your chairs!. You may not share with anyone! If you have no chair you must sit on the ground!”
Steve said “Now, none of the villagers brought chairs because I didn’t know we were supposed to.”
The planner said “Well…. Okay…. Everyone, you can sit on your towel.”
“Oh. You could just go back home and get it right?”
“Wrong!”
“Steve, why not check your car for one?”
“I could. Thanks Chip!”
Steve then opened the trunk and saw his sword was in there.
Steve said “But, how?! None of you could have got it in.”
Steve then went back with Chip.
All the kids asked “Where's your armor?”
“I forgot it at home!”
The planner said “I think you can handle it without”
Steve said “Okay.”
All the villagers pulled at Steve's pant leg and said “Can we please go back to the car and get them?”
Steve rolled his eyes and said “Okay. Guys! Wait until I get back to go.”
Steve headed back to his car and grabbed the towels. Steve went back to the pool area and the group headed to the stage.
After Steve had done his PvP routine, all the kids cheered.
Steve said “Why are they cheering afterwards? They always cheer before!”
All the kids said “Steve! Would you please come to my junior PvPers game?”
Steve said “I can't attend all of them. I mean watching PvP is most likely way more boring than playing”
All the kids hung their heads and said “Okay.”
Chip came onstage and said “Steve! May I please attack you?”
Steve said “Okay fine!”
All the kids lined up and attacked Steve. Steve nearly died.
All the kids then asked “Steve!? Can you please play in the pool with us?”
Steve said “No!”
Steve then logged back onto the meeting and it was going on again.
The person running it said “Steve! That was 55 minutes! You’re fired from being a PvP legend! Tomorrow we’ll come to your house and take all your PvP awards.”
Chip said “Steve, would you like to come into the pool with us? The water’s fine!”
Steve yelled “I just got fired from being a PvP legend and they’ll take all my awards away tomorrow. I don’t think I’ll be able to enjoy myself! How about after the meeting, I just dangle my feet in.”
Chip said “Party pooper!”
Steve said “Fine! But, no waterslides for me!”
“There are water slides here?!”
“Yes!”
“Where?!”
“I’ll show you!”
Steve got up and showed Chip how to get to the waterslides area.
The person at the gate said “Steve! You’re tall enough to enter. Villager, you are not unless someone goes with you.”
Chip said “Please Steve?”
Steve rolled his eyes and said “Fine. AFTER the meeting.”
Steve went back to his computer and went back into the meeting.
The person running it said “We’re sorry Steve you have to go now. This os for PvP legends only!”
“But … I still am!”
“Yes you are! The only way is if you win the PvP game of the eon this year. Oh wait, that’s not until next year.”
“Please just give me one more chance.”
“We’ve given you more than ten chances!”
“Please?”
Chip said “Steve? Are you still in your meeting?”
“Yes Chip!”
“We are only allowing you one more chance.”
“Deal!”
“Okay. Now, since you just had no more chances you have to leave now!”
Steve said “Okay.” and hung up.
Steve said “Alright guys! My meeting is over for me. I had to leave early.”
Chip instantly left the pool and went up to Steve and said “Waterslides!”
All the kids then got out and gathered around Steve and said “Can I go?”
Steve said “Eventually.”
All the kids said “Please?!”
“I said eventually!”
“Okay”
Steve groaned and said “Why did I agree to do that?!”
All the kids said “Me first!”
Steve said “Okay I’ll take five people up at a time”
All the kids said “Me first!”
Steve said “Guys, easy solution. Rock paper scissors tournament. I’ll go change while you do this”
All the kids said “Okay.”
Steve went to the change room and to change.And then left. When he left he saw there were ten people still playing.
Steve said “If you lost, get back in!”
Someone who looked sad came up to Steve and said “”It’s my party and I got eliminated in the first round. Can you please help me?”
