Steve said “I do!”
The ride operator said “Sorry, you can;t ride this ride”
The kid said “Please?!”
The ride operator said “I’m sorry, I can’t. He may sue us for causing him to be in immense pain. We are nearly going broke paying bills as it is.”
Steve said “Geez. I have never sued anyone. I wouldn’t sue someone for ME forgetting something at home. However if someone made me forget it I would.”
The ride operator said “Okay Steve. Get out and sign this waiver.”
Steve got out and asked for a pen. The ride operator gave Steve a pen. Steve signed the paper and got back in the tube.
Then the ride started. First they went through a thick wall of sprayers misting water. Then they went into an area where they got showered with water. Then there was a waterfall where they fell 20 blocks and then landed in the next part of the slide. The next part squirted them up a little. Then they fell 50 blocks into the pool. Steve just stayed seated and ended up doing an epic belly flop.The kid dove in gracefully.
When Seve got out to dry off all the kids said “Can we go on that ride too?!”
Steve instantly said “No way! You can go with Alex though.”
All the kids said “No! With you. You make it much more fun!”
“Alex may not chat as much,” Steve said enticingly.
All the kids looked over at Alex who was just laying on a beach chair in a sundress.
She said “Steve. I can’t I forgot my swimsuit back in your village.”
“Oh. Sorry to bother you”
Steve rolled his eyes and said “Fine.” sarcastically.
Then Carol said “Steve, I could take them. I just have to change.. Keep an eye on them.”
Steve rolled his eyes and said “Kids, Carol will take you.”
Steve then finished drying off.
All the kids said “Comeon Party pooper! I know you want to!”
Steve heard that and said “Alex said she forgot her swimsuit at home! She can’t!”
The kids all said “No! We’re talking to you.”
Steve said “Deal. How about if and when you have a diving contest I judge?”
All the kids said “No! At least get closer to the pool!”
Steve pulled his chair closer to the pool and then all the kids said “3..2…1… SPLASH!!”
And all the kids splashed Steve.
Steve said “I’ve got to get away from these little monsters.”
Then Carol came out and said “Steve! You are very soggy looking.”
Steve said “All those kids splashed me because I wasn’t playing with them”
“Oh. Kids! Maybe if you ask politely he will.”
Steve said “Nope! The only way is if you chip in and get me a new fridge.”
Alex said “Steve! Not here! Not now!”
All the kids were looking at Steve confused except for the villagers who said “Yeah a few days ago we accidentally made his fridge fall and it got a huge crack in it as well as a huge dent. That could be why he doesn’t want to join us”
Steve said “Fine. I’ll join you if you want me to. But no more splashing me!”
All the kids said “No! We can’t promise you that.”
“Well then no deal!”
“Fine! We promise not to splash you.”
“Okay. And villagers, Alex and Carol, I’ll be in immense pain tomorrow.”
Alex said “So, you would like us to care for you?”
“Yes.”
“Okay. I’ll keep an eye on the villagers for you” said Alex.
Steve said “Deal”
Alex said “You’ll just need to install some alert features in your house.”
Steve said “Umm I already have that”
“Oh really?”
“Yes!”
All the kids said “Please?”
Alex said “Steven! They have asked you repetitively to get in! We agreed we’ll care for you tomorrow!”
Steve rolled his eyes and slowly got up. Luckily that was when it was time to eat. Everyone went to the dining area and ate.
Then it was 1:00.
All the kids said “Please Steve?!”
Steve crossed arms and said “I was going to. But, that was only if you didn’t ask that last time! Now, I’ll just change back into my regular clothes!”
All the kids whined “No!”
